1 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:08,208 Guys, the rabbi is about to leave. Let's go have a good time. 2 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:33,833 Shalom, my friends. 3 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:40,708 Have a safe trip. 4 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:49,750 My husband has been for the past 30 years Lived in Paris. 5 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:53,833 Keep an eye on him. - Of course. 6 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:59,125 I have something for you. something, which they have not even heard of in Paris. 7 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:01,375 Curd cake. 8 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:06,333 Give it to David for his bar mitzvah. 9 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:19,792 Hey, I don't have all day. Shall we go? 10 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:24,292 come with me to the airport all of you. 11 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:41,583 This is a taxi, not a synagogue. Okay, make room. 12 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:48,750 Jacob, kiss cousin Salomon for us. And Esther and Tzip and Moisha. 13 00:04:48,917 --> 00:04:51,625 Okay, okay, the whole Schmoll family. 14 00:04:57,467 --> 00:04:58,750 And bring Reviens-l�hna�li! 15 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:02,000 See you, see you! 16 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:13,083 I love looking at my Normandy… 17 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:21,458 It doesn't work like that. It's in French... France... 18 00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:28,250 I like to look at my Normandy, this is the land where I saw the light of day... 19 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:42,333 What's going on? Driver, hurry up. 20 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:44,792 hey what do you want A miracle? 21 00:05:47,417 --> 00:05:50,583 don't worry rabbi we're getting on the plane. 22 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:34,917 Do you see, my son? It's a miracle. 23 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:28,167 Wouldn't it be better if I did, sir? 24 00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:36,375 - Sir, look. - What is that idiot doing there? 25 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:46,458 English of course. I don't like the English. To you? 26 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:48,833 - No. 27 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:53,833 Look at this, the Swiss and the German. 28 00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:57,458 It seems as if we are abroad. 29 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:06,667 Now we are behind the Belgian. 30 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:08,500 What's wrong with Belgians? 31 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:12,500 They pollute their own with exhaust gases into our �hku. 32 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,833 I miss him. 33 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:42,208 Look at us. 34 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:47,333 He sits quietly and smokes. It's not French. 35 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:52,708 Can't wait at the end of the queue? Imbecile, a hundred... 36 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:56,125 ...buggy... - You hear me, a real Frenchman. 37 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,750 No way, what? 38 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:10,708 Where in a hurry? 39 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:15,375 - What's going on here? - A wedding. 40 00:09:16,042 --> 00:09:19,375 - My daughter is also getting married tomorrow, let me know 41 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:38,875 Did you see? He's a nigger. 42 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:46,292 - The woman is black and the man is white. - And then? 43 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:51,292 White and black... 44 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:15,667 - Are you coming or not? - I'm coming. 45 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:20,583 - Let it go! My daughter is getting married. 46 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:23,250 - This is your daughter? Celebrations. 47 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:26,917 My daughter is not black. 48 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,125 Mr... 49 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:13,375 Did you see? They eat on the street niggers with white Rolls Royces. 50 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:17,667 - It's lucky that your daughter doesn't marry a negro. 51 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:19,667 What do you mean? 52 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:25,542 - You are quite a racist. - Racist? Me? 53 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:31,417 That's why Antoinette is getting married with a proper white Frenchman. 54 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:36,750 - By the way, he is quite pale. - And talks funny. 55 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:40,875 But he is rich, just like me. And a Catholic like everyone else. 56 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:44,417 Not all, sir. I am a Jew. 57 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:55,750 Are you Jewish? Are you Jewish? 58 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,625 And my uncle Jacob from New York is a rabbi. 59 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:03,333 - But he's not Jewish. - It is. 60 00:12:04,292 --> 00:12:07,125 - But not the whole family? - That's right. 61 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:12,500 However, it doesn't matter in your case. 62 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:19,250 - This is my wife. - We're going to be late. What's this? 63 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:28,458 Germaine... Let me explain. 64 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:35,583 Watch what you say, Victor. You are a hypocritical lying sausage. 65 00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:40,667 And you watch your mouth. If you want getting married tomorrow, you have to look good! 66 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:47,625 Your dental crown. I'm working! 67 00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:51,875 - He is jealous again. - Logical, you are in good shape. 68 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:59,250 just a moment. Wait for this. 69 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:06,292 Follow the road. 70 00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:14,833 Germaine, did you know that Salomon is Jewish? 71 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:16,875 No, and then? 72 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:01,333 Anyway, there he is. 73 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:27,542 Waiter? 74 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,708 Water with peppermint syrup, please. 75 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:44,500 Mr. Slimane. Phone Mr. Slimane. 76 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,792 It's me. 77 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,875 Cabin 2, sir. 78 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,375 - Mohammed Larbi Slimane? - It's me. 79 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:18,542 No one is coming to save you. You run straight to our door. 80 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,250 - How? - Far�s is alive. 81 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:29,167 You won't get out alive. This revolution of yours is over. 82 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:44,292 for 30 seconds. He tries to escape from the other side. 83 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:48,542 We can't get him in the middle To Saint Germain de Pr�s. 84 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,417 Caution. 85 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,083 Go guard the back street. 86 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,083 Far�s. 87 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,708 Hurry up! 88 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,833 Eat. 89 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,792 Do not hang up. 90 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:40,250 - Send a tug, fast! - Better ask for a tugboat. 91 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:46,000 Take the boat. And don't mess around there. 92 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:52,917 A strike? They are still on strike at my factory? 93 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:56,542 I'm going on strike too. I am completely exhausted. 94 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,708 What did you say? 95 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:08,708 I forbid them to strike. No. No, I do. 96 00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:14,625 Just promise them everything and don't give anything. 97 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,875 Salomon, car. 98 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:28,708 Stop, stop. 99 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:38,125 T�bras, egotist, idiot. 100 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:43,292 First road to the left. The factory is quite finished. 101 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:49,750 It's getting dark. We have to find a place to live. 102 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:54,750 Turn off the lights. Then it will be easier for them to find us. 103 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:57,042 No, sir. 104 00:18:57,208 --> 00:19:02,500 I can't turn them off. I don't do it all the time. 105 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:03,917 It's Friday now. 106 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:09,750 The Sabbath begins on Friday night. Then I can't work anymore. 107 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:37,292 You can't make an exception this time, Salomon? 108 00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:40,167 Then you get two sabbaticals the following week. 109 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:45,958 - You don't know our traditions. - Exactly, and I'm proud of it. 110 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:53,708 No meat on Fridays and the work is never done. 111 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,667 - It's that simple. - It's nothing. 112 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,583 It's insane. I'm trying, it's crazy. 113 00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:06,542 You are fired. You can observe the Sabbath every night. 114 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:11,750 - As you wish, sir. - Out! 115 00:20:54,958 --> 00:21:01,083 St. Anthony of Padua, give me a place to sleep and a driver. 116 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:06,875 Catholic, just like you and me. 117 00:21:08,292 --> 00:21:11,542 Oh, it came. Thank you, Saint Anthony. 118 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,208 Is there anyone there? 119 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,667 A guard? 120 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:55,417 Is there anyone there? 121 00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:58,083 There's someone there! 122 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:18,708 I'm going to make you talk, Slimane. 123 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,833 Where does the revolution take place? 124 00:23:23,042 --> 00:23:26,000 In which city? How? In which regiment? 125 00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:31,167 Talk, Slimane. 126 00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:36,625 Kill me, but don't judge me. 127 00:24:00,042 --> 00:24:02,167 The people are on my side. 128 00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:04,667 But the power comes from the pipe. 129 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:06,708 Mao Zedong. 130 00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:14,708 Mohammed Larbi Slimane... 131 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:19,542 ...this anti-revolutionary as the foreman of the jury... 132 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:24,208 I find you in the betrayal of my heart. 133 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,792 What abracadabra is this? 134 00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:40,625 Gentlemen, your decision. 135 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:47,167 Death penalty! 136 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:52,333 Talk and we'll keep you alive. 137 00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:57,375 A revolution is like a motorcycle. He will fall when he stops moving forward. 138 00:24:57,542 --> 00:25:01,250 Eddy Merckx. - No, Che Guevara. 139 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:03,750 Police. 17 140 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:26,125 No, the police are 22... 17 141 00:26:42,917 --> 00:26:45,500 - Hello? Is this the police? - Yes. 142 00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:49,708 - Give me the commissar, quickly. - The commissar hears. 143 00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:54,417 Come on down to the Yankee candy factory. 144 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:57,042 - To the N�tsu factory? - Yes, look... 145 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:02,708 - Who are you? - Victor Pivert. 146 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:07,083 Pivert. It means focus. 147 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:17,708 - I'm listening. - I had an accident with my car. 148 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,417 I was looking for help... 149 00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:25,583 ...and I ended up with these guys, you know, like in Morocco. 150 00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:32,125 - Where are you now? - In the factory office. 151 00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:39,208 - Stay there. We'll be right over. - Very nice of you. 152 00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:50,125 Did you see these dark men? 153 00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:58,167 Yes, that thick curly hair, with false eye and glasses. 154 00:28:00,042 --> 00:28:01,917 A real assassin. 155 00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:07,500 Let them kill the eleven. But not in our country. 156 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:11,458 - Where are they? - There. 157 00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:41,708 I have him in my hand. 158 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:52,417 - He ran away. - I couldn't do anything, Colonel. 159 00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:58,417 Victor Pivert. Black Citroen D, serial number 438ZA75. 160 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:01,500 - That's it. - Will you come along? 161 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:05,125 No, he fired me. He is on his own. 162 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,083 There he is. 163 00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:09,167 - What are you doing here? - Shut up and sit quietly. 164 00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:12,625 You must help me return to my homeland. 165 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:27,750 Victor Pivert, he is shot two men. 166 00:34:27,917 --> 00:34:32,458 Yes, a car on a boat. Start looking for him. 167 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,083 Latest news: 168 00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:43,333 Defeated resistance leader Slimane location still unknown. 169 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:47,917 He is not his own country made peace with the rebels. 170 00:34:51,292 --> 00:34:55,792 Let me call the police. They have to Far�s close and you can go home. 171 00:34:55,833 --> 00:34:59,917 The police will give me out to the terrorists of the homeland. 172 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:02,375 - Far�s? - Colonel Far�s. 173 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:06,292 - Everyone is against you? - No, the people are on my side. 174 00:35:06,542 --> 00:35:10,042 - You can't lie to them anymore! - Yes, you can! 175 00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:16,458 In my factory, I lie all day. People love it. 176 00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:19,667 I will put an end to this mess. 177 00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:23,292 When I go back, I will be the prime minister. 178 00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:29,625 Prime Minister? Finally I can I push the prime minister's revolver. 179 00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:31,500 And �li... 180 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:35,667 No gas. This has to stop. 181 00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:49,583 where is he Where can he be? 182 00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:54,000 - What will happen today? - My daughter is getting married. 183 00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:59,083 I'm doing you a favor by helping you. Open your mouth and be level. 184 00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:04,792 Yes, we wanted to Thanks to Mr. Pivert's car. 185 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,375 Madam, I caught Mr. 186 00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:19,333 Wait a minute. I'll be back in two minutes. 187 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:28,750 - Don't answer. - This is my wife. 188 00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:32,042 If I don't answer, he looks for my �les. 189 00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:35,583 If he even suspects... 190 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:43,375 - Is that you, Germaine? - It's already 11 o'clock. 191 00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:48,083 I have been waiting since yesterday. Where were you this time? 192 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:51,667 �axis that you spend weekend with my wife. 193 00:36:52,167 --> 00:36:54,250 - Do you understand? - No. 194 00:36:56,750 --> 00:37:02,667 - I'm running away with a good woman. - With a woman? You are crazy. 195 00:37:02,875 --> 00:37:07,500 - Yes, I'm crazy about him. - What does he have that I don't? 196 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:14,292 He has big ones hairy hands, big feet... 197 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000 ...and a giant mustache. 198 00:37:20,292 --> 00:37:25,083 - I hope he believes you. - I like him... 199 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:29,000 ...because he doesn't know himself together with all kinds of creams... 200 00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:35,167 ...and she doesn't wear a bra with hooks. He sings as he massages my back. 201 00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:38,958 He thinks I'm witty and 1.80 meters long. 202 00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:44,000 - What is his name? - What's his name? 203 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:47,292 Think of some names. 204 00:37:47,667 --> 00:37:52,292 - Th�r�se Leduc. - He is 65. 205 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:57,167 Yes, he has loved me for 30 years. And leaves me alone. 206 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:02,083 Did you see? I hung up. 207 00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:06,958 I'm going to Orly airport, my husband is there. Tell my daughter. 208 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:11,708 - Pivert's wedding? - Yes, put it there. 209 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:43,167 I'm sorry the doctor is not accepting patients today. 210 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:49,417 - The police. I want to talk to Mr. Pivert. - He's not here, what happened? 211 00:38:51,958 --> 00:38:57,917 The lady picks up her luggage from Orly airport on. They will be back in 2 hours. 212 00:39:01,167 --> 00:39:05,083 Orly airport, we have to get him, before he flies away. 213 00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:08,875 - Hurry up. - One moment, sir. 214 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:20,000 57 francs, sir. 215 00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:25,500 - At what speed were you driving? - 80. 216 00:39:29,875 --> 00:39:33,292 - Should I check �li? - No, everything is fine. 217 00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:38,792 - Could I see the documents? - Of course. 218 00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:08,958 - What have you done? - Nothing. 219 00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:15,792 - Which one of us were you kidding? - I don't know. 220 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:20,167 - Neither, sir. - Yes, you are both crazy. 221 00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:27,708 - Walk around. What do you have there? - T��gas. 222 00:40:28,167 --> 00:40:29,750 Why? 223 00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:35,208 - It's terrible. - I think it suits him. 224 00:40:35,417 --> 00:40:42,000 Wrong. Small hairs come out. 225 00:40:43,417 --> 00:40:47,375 Doesn't it hurt? And if I do? 226 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,208 It sure hurts, huh? 227 00:40:54,917 --> 00:40:59,042 - What's going on here? Documents. - I don't have any. 228 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:04,208 No driver's license, registration certificate, no insurance. Arrest me. 229 00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:06,625 You still pay for it. 230 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:10,208 - What is your name? - Pivert. Like... 231 00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:27,917 Full tank? 232 00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:34,167 - We have to leave. Far�s is there. - This helps. Get out of the car. 233 00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:36,875 First all in! 234 00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:34,583 Would you please take your seat? 235 00:42:34,792 --> 00:42:39,500 Sit down, Samuel. My family is waiting for me in Paris. 236 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:45,000 I'm here after a bar mitzvah... my cousin David's communion. 237 00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:47,583 He is already 13. 238 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:56,250 David, take it easy. 239 00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:03,792 Mom, how do you know Uncle Jacob? Only grandma knows him. 240 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:07,375 I know him. - Hoezo, what are we doing? 241 00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:11,583 We hired him as Salomon's boss to bring by car. 242 00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:17,708 Salomon was fired yesterday. - His boss fired him. 243 00:43:17,917 --> 00:43:23,333 I have always lived that Mr. Pivert is very nice. 244 00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:30,708 I was almost run over and killed. Why do I have to carry your suitcase? 245 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:34,375 Because you have to come along. - No, go to your own revolution. 246 00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:37,458 I have to go to a wedding. - You come along as a hostage. 247 00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:04,708 If you move a muscle, you're dead. - I never do that. 248 00:44:05,167 --> 00:44:08,333 But look at that officer. 249 00:44:10,167 --> 00:44:14,833 He is big. And a much better hostage than me. 250 00:44:42,167 --> 00:44:45,292 Did you see him? A redhead. - And? 251 00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:51,500 Wait here. 252 00:44:55,458 --> 00:44:57,833 What a beauty. 253 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,875 What is his name? 254 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:11,500 Do you have a fire? 255 00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:20,333 Of course he has fire. 256 00:45:27,167 --> 00:45:32,333 Totakas, idiot. Do you think this is funny, imbecile? 257 00:46:04,583 --> 00:46:08,875 There it is. New York plane landed. 258 00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:13,167 Hurry up. - We can't go wrong with him. 259 00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:19,333 David, come here. - Hurry up. 260 00:46:20,625 --> 00:46:23,208 Look, there he is. 261 00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:26,417 Jacob, Uncle Jacob. 262 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:32,000 Where is Jacob? I don't see anyone. - Look, that's where he comes from. 263 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,100 Mr Pivert... 264 00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:48,875 Mr. Pivert, please come to the information desk! 265 00:46:49,292 --> 00:46:52,083 They are here. - Slimane and Pivert. 266 00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:58,625 You came exactly at the right time. Pivert has just been released. 267 00:46:58,792 --> 00:47:04,250 We must remember that he is a murderer. 268 00:47:04,292 --> 00:47:06,208 Please try again. 269 00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:12,958 Victor, come back. 270 00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:22,125 - This is Germaine. - Come back to me. 271 00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:25,000 Germaine, where are you? 272 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:38,125 I forgive you. Don't leave me alone on our daughter's wedding day. 273 00:47:38,292 --> 00:47:40,292 Victor, can you hear me? 274 00:47:42,417 --> 00:47:46,458 Yes, I hear. Don't scream so loud. I'm coming. 275 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:52,042 Your husband is not going to To fly with Th�r�se Leduc. 276 00:48:02,833 --> 00:48:07,042 - Give it back, I have to announce. - It's more important. 277 00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:32,208 - I saw an assassin. - Is Far�s here? 278 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:36,542 - He was just behind me. - Wait, let me look first. 279 00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:00,792 - Untie. - No. 280 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,542 - Untie. - I'm not here. 281 00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:12,292 - Untie. - It is not possible, it is busy. 282 00:49:13,542 --> 00:49:16,042 - Untie. - Did you hear that? 283 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:22,917 Sir, is your friend sick? Maybe we can help. 284 00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:27,500 Maybe really. 285 00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:55,250 Stupid, out. 286 00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:19,667 Me and the Rabbi, unbelievable - Wait. 287 00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:34,250 Jacob. 288 00:51:39,292 --> 00:51:40,667 It's him. 289 00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:54,250 Let me greet him. 290 00:51:56,542 --> 00:51:59,950 - What do you see? - Play your part, this is our only option. 291 00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:05,458 I would know him out of thousands. He talks like his brother, my husband. 292 00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:09,667 - Is he also a Schmoll? - Schmoll? 293 00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,667 Yes, who is he?? 294 00:52:12,375 --> 00:52:17,333 Of course, you're right. 295 00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:23,667 He is my secretary, driver and waiter. Take my suitcase. 296 00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:30,958 - What's his name? - Him? Larbi Rabbi Slimane. 297 00:52:32,292 --> 00:52:37,583 Seligman, Rabbi Seligman. Nice to meet you. 298 00:52:38,583 --> 00:52:44,625 Tell me, how are they all doing in New York? 299 00:52:50,833 --> 00:52:54,667 - Why don't you have a beard - I borrowed it. 300 00:52:56,375 --> 00:53:01,208 This Seligman is not just anyone. A Rabbi who is also a driver. 301 00:53:01,542 --> 00:53:06,375 - You have a weird accent. - Do you think? 302 00:53:06,667 --> 00:53:13,000 You have become a real American. Can I cheat on the administration? 303 00:53:14,125 --> 00:53:19,417 I know a good exercise. Manage fur names. 304 00:53:21,125 --> 00:53:24,750 - Furs. - Ah, furs. 305 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,875 Try it. 306 00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:37,583 Mink. 307 00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,917 Typhoid. 308 00:53:41,375 --> 00:53:43,458 Muskrat. 309 00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:52,000 - Fox. - A fox, a fox. 310 00:53:52,792 --> 00:53:55,958 - Panther. - Panther. 311 00:53:57,083 --> 00:54:01,042 - No, panther. Cat. - Panther. 312 00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:06,875 Very good, Jacob. 313 00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:10,208 Mrs. Pivert? - It's me. 314 00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:14,458 Police. Your husband is waiting for you in the car. 315 00:54:15,042 --> 00:54:21,833 I knew he would come back to me. But why the police? 316 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:28,125 - Your husband is in trouble. - This Th�r�se Leduc. 317 00:54:28,292 --> 00:54:30,083 Let's see. 318 00:54:39,292 --> 00:54:42,167 Where is Victor? Let me go. 319 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:53,667 Where is Mrs. Pivert? - No idea, somewhere there. 320 00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:56,708 Do I have to follow everyone? - Yes, everyone. 321 00:54:56,917 --> 00:55:02,500 Commissar. Two rabbis were killed. 322 00:55:03,542 --> 00:55:06,875 - Their clothes and beards were stolen from them. - What do thieves look like? 323 00:55:07,083 --> 00:55:10,292 - A big man with black hair. - And a little bald man. 324 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:14,042 Pivert and Slimane again. 325 00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:28,583 Sorry, here's a celebrity. 326 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:32,333 Come on. I'll buy the tickets. 327 00:55:34,417 --> 00:55:35,875 Next. 328 00:55:40,583 --> 00:55:42,500 You are very friendly. 329 00:55:42,667 --> 00:55:47,750 And you are the nicest Jew, whom I have ever met. 330 00:55:47,917 --> 00:55:53,125 With a beautiful body and teeth. Let me kiss you. 331 00:55:55,792 --> 00:55:58,625 You are very pretty too, ma'am. 332 00:55:58,875 --> 00:56:02,792 How many marriages have you arranged? 333 00:56:02,958 --> 00:56:08,167 43. with 118 children. On average, two and a half children per couple. 334 00:56:08,792 --> 00:56:11,583 - Are you married? - No. 335 00:56:11,917 --> 00:56:15,333 Do you prefer blondes or brunettes? 336 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:18,000 - Red heads. - I have this for you. 337 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:22,208 It won't come after 30 years they don't even mind me. 338 00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:27,292 - Maybe they didn't get the telegram. - I sent 8. 339 00:56:28,042 --> 00:56:30,625 At least one of them had to go there. 340 00:56:35,042 --> 00:56:39,708 See that violin case? And what's inside the box? 341 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:45,542 No, you idiot... 342 00:56:47,375 --> 00:56:50,042 Cover me. I'm going there 343 00:56:53,708 --> 00:56:59,000 The address is 8 Rue des Rosiers. Phone number... 344 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,167 Hello Rabbi... 345 00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:08,583 Do you see. They came after us? 346 00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:14,042 Police. Commissar Andr�ani. - Ah, what an honor. 347 00:57:14,208 --> 00:57:17,958 I don't meet often with such strange rabbis. 348 00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:21,000 We are not strange. 349 00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:25,458 - Keep away from my violin. - Don't take me for a fool, Pivert. 350 00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:34,875 What a long beard you have grown! Is it okay? 351 00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:40,667 Sorry, sir. 352 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:58,875 - Salomon, phone. - I'm coming. 353 00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:07,042 Who? Uncle Jacob? 354 00:58:08,667 --> 00:58:12,917 No, I'm Salomon. Did you have a nice trip? 355 00:58:12,917 --> 00:58:14,917 - No, on the contrary. 356 00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:17,500 where are you - At Orly Airport. 357 00:58:17,708 --> 00:58:21,042 After 30 years, the police receive me. 358 00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:25,667 - Everything is fine. - Sorry, misunderstanding. 359 00:58:26,625 --> 00:58:31,500 - What are you doing? - I don't understand anything, Uncle Jacob. 360 00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:41,042 Rabbi Jacob is coming by taxi. Hurry up. 361 00:58:45,417 --> 00:58:50,750 what are you doing Hang up, idiot. 362 00:58:51,458 --> 00:58:54,542 - Idiot? - You're crazy. 363 00:58:57,708 --> 00:58:59,167 Long live every Rabbi Jacob. 364 00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:03,583 Absolutely insane. Idiot... 365 00:59:12,042 --> 00:59:14,042 Thank you, Uncle Jacob. 366 00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:23,083 - That's what you came for. - He is modest. 367 00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:28,292 You're right, Uncle Jacob. They want to welcome you. 368 00:59:29,458 --> 00:59:31,917 Put your head out. 369 01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:11,667 Not so, you are a rabbi. 370 01:00:16,875 --> 01:00:20,833 It's all yours. Just wait until I tell them who you are. 371 01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:29,500 Silence. Keep it straight. 372 01:00:32,792 --> 01:00:37,333 Welcome Rabbi Jacob, my dear �cheater. 373 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:42,333 You are great you are bright like the sky. 374 01:00:43,042 --> 01:00:44,750 Well done. 375 01:00:49,958 --> 01:00:55,542 Accept this humble stream as a reminder of today. 376 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:12,833 What a beautiful streak. Mink. I use it mostly. 377 01:01:18,125 --> 01:01:19,708 Laup�evit. 378 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,458 He often but, of course, he was always thinking. 379 01:01:26,667 --> 01:01:29,083 Silence. 380 01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:34,000 Rabbi Jacob gives this speech. 381 01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:37,792 Say something. 382 01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:50,208 Dear Rosenfelds. 383 01:01:55,917 --> 01:01:58,250 Dear Rozenbergs. 384 01:02:03,667 --> 01:02:05,875 Dear Jewish food. 385 01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:10,208 Not this one. 386 01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:17,750 Then so. Dear Levis. 387 01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:25,125 Dear Levis. 388 01:02:26,958 --> 01:02:29,000 No need to return. 389 01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:34,667 Uncle Jacob, you have to come down here. It's time for the taxi driver to leave. 390 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:41,750 - And if they ask me something? - Do as the Jews do. 391 01:02:41,917 --> 01:02:46,375 Always answer with a question. That's how you pass the time. 392 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:00,958 Mr... 393 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,667 - Jacob, do you know my �ra? - But do you know my �ra? 394 01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:15,875 - No. - That's better. 395 01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:22,417 - We have a thousand questions for you. - Then I have two thousand. 396 01:03:22,625 --> 01:03:24,917 - Rabbi Jacob... - Yes. 397 01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:31,250 - My driver. He knows my �ra. - I have one question. 398 01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:36,125 My boss fired me because I didn't agree to work on Saturday. 399 01:03:36,292 --> 01:03:37,667 What should I do? 400 01:03:38,167 --> 01:03:45,250 Ask if he will accept you back and claim wage faith. He doesn't say anything. 401 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:48,042 - Double salary? - He is nice. 402 01:03:48,250 --> 01:03:50,417 - Triple salary? - Not that. 403 01:03:55,625 --> 01:04:00,667 - I didn't know you were Jewish. - It wasn't yesterday. 404 01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:07,667 You must not tell anyone. Everyone is looking for me. 405 01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:11,083 - What did you manage? - I'm sorry. 406 01:04:11,250 --> 01:04:14,708 They want a scapegoat. 407 01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:21,500 Hide me and I will see you again. You get all the days off. 408 01:04:21,708 --> 01:04:26,375 - And sabbath time and holidays. - And Muslim heads? 409 01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:35,833 - Is that how it is done? - What is Mohammed Larbi Slimane doing here? 410 01:04:36,458 --> 01:04:37,917 Who? 411 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:45,917 Rabbi Seligman, I found you a red head. 412 01:04:49,917 --> 01:04:53,500 Her name is Hannah. Go say hello. 413 01:05:00,958 --> 01:05:04,542 That's enough. They are all ready. 414 01:05:05,667 --> 01:05:09,958 Silence, silence. 415 01:05:10,792 --> 01:05:14,458 Rabbi Jacob dances here. 416 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,333 Can Rabbi Jacob dance? 417 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:30,167 - You have talent! - It was a miracle. 418 01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:41,542 how did you know that Pivert was at Orly airport? 419 01:07:41,792 --> 01:07:46,292 - He wanted an adventure with Th�r�se Leduc. - On your daughter's wedding day? 420 01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:50,583 No, not a cage. I never liked it. 421 01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:57,708 He is with Slimane. Where are they? 422 01:08:04,208 --> 01:08:10,542 Is it 2334436? Who am I talking to? - Answer. But carefully. 423 01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:14,583 - Germaine? This is Victor. - Ah Victor, it's you. 424 01:08:15,333 --> 01:08:17,875 - Ask where he is. - No. 425 01:08:19,667 --> 01:08:24,083 This cage. Did you hear me? 426 01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:29,125 - Where are you? - I hide with my Jewish friends. 427 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:34,708 - Do you have Jewish friends? - Yes. What's so weird about that? 428 01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:37,000 Tell them the police are here. 429 01:08:37,167 --> 01:08:40,583 The police are here. They want to talk to you. 430 01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:45,208 Mr. Pivert? Commissioner here. 431 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:49,500 I know where the paymasters are. You can get them all. 432 01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:53,250 where are you now 433 01:08:53,292 --> 01:09:00,083 Their leader's name is Far�s. 434 01:09:01,167 --> 01:09:03,667 I will give you his description. 435 01:09:03,833 --> 01:09:07,667 Thick curly hair, small lively eyes, sunglasses. 436 01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:13,125 A real crook. - Exactly. 437 01:09:13,375 --> 01:09:15,792 I am in "Etoile de Kiev". 438 01:09:15,792 --> 01:09:21,083 This is a deli, 8 rue des Rosiers. 439 01:09:25,042 --> 01:09:28,917 Shalom, Rabbi. - Shalom. 440 01:09:29,125 --> 01:09:31,083 Not you, him. 441 01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:37,583 Ask Rabbi Jacob. Rabbi Jacob, it's me. 442 01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:42,000 Is Slimane there too? 443 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:46,750 Yes, he's just about to start to marry a redhead. 444 01:09:46,917 --> 01:09:50,208 Stay where you are. We're coming. 445 01:09:52,042 --> 01:09:59,458 Did you hear? Hannah just got engaged. 446 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:05,208 - If Rabbi Jacob agrees with it. - What a pretty little girl. 447 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:15,542 Do you think he fits? You have the same hair. 448 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:20,208 Rabbi Jacob gives his blessing. 449 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:33,458 How can he let me down today? 450 01:10:41,292 --> 01:10:43,833 And the father is gone. 451 01:11:10,292 --> 01:11:12,958 Antoinette... 452 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:51,042 - I can't do it. - Are you Rabbi Jacob or not? 453 01:11:51,417 --> 01:11:54,750 - I'm begging you. - You are safe here. 454 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:57,958 Uncle Jacob, everything is ready. 455 01:12:02,833 --> 01:12:07,833 - What are we doing? - How does such a Jewish communion work? 456 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:10,625 Everything is going well. 457 01:12:15,708 --> 01:12:20,875 When my wife comes I go to the real church. 458 01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:32,750 Bless me, Uncle Jacob. 459 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,833 I give you my blessing, David. 460 01:12:45,417 --> 01:12:48,125 You too, Rabbi Seligman. 461 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,667 God be with you David. 462 01:13:09,292 --> 01:13:12,917 - What is it? - Phone Rabbi Jacob. 463 01:13:13,083 --> 01:13:17,625 - Someone Mrs. Pivert. - I'll be back. 464 01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:37,125 Do you hear? They say amen, just like us. 465 01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:42,133 Warn Mr. Pivert. They are coming 3 assassins, their leader is Far�s. 466 01:13:42,208 --> 01:13:45,500 Three assassins? Here? 467 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:53,750 - Quick, they want to kill Mr. Pivert. - No, ma'am. They are already here. 468 01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:18,375 Mazel tov, my son. 469 01:14:38,167 --> 01:14:41,083 What is he saying? 470 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:50,258 - You must read the Torah. - This is too great an honor for me. 471 01:14:52,792 --> 01:14:56,792 You too, Rabbi Seligman. 472 01:14:57,875 --> 01:15:00,583 What a great honor for my family. 473 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:03,958 By choice, Rabbi Jacob. 474 01:15:28,167 --> 01:15:29,375 It's in Hebrew. 475 01:15:29,417 --> 01:15:32,333 From right to left as in Arabic. 476 01:15:33,583 --> 01:15:39,667 I give this credit to Rabbi Seligman. He counts. 477 01:15:39,875 --> 01:15:43,125 Glasses. And hands. 478 01:15:43,167 --> 01:15:48,458 You have to read from right to left. 479 01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:53,958 - Can they be here? - It is possible. 480 01:15:54,042 --> 01:15:59,583 I think it is a place like a church. 481 01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:05,958 Robes. 482 01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:17,000 Far�s is in the synagogue. Leave. 483 01:16:25,667 --> 01:16:27,542 Your coat. 484 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,458 Scumbags! 485 01:16:32,958 --> 01:16:35,958 Silence. 486 01:16:36,917 --> 01:16:39,417 Brothers... 487 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:41,958 ...the three men who just came in... 488 01:16:42,208 --> 01:16:48,750 ...they are not here to pray. They are thugs. 489 01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:55,208 They want Rabbi Jacob and to kill Rabbi Seligman. 490 01:16:57,292 --> 01:17:00,875 Help me save them. 491 01:17:07,792 --> 01:17:11,750 what are you doing Let me go. 492 01:17:29,167 --> 01:17:32,083 Salomon, come here. 493 01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:40,833 Wait at "Etoile de Kiev". I'm looking for a car. 494 01:17:40,833 --> 01:17:43,167 - How did Far�s know where we are? 495 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:48,333 - From the commissioner. - The commissioner was in Far�s. 496 01:17:48,417 --> 01:17:52,375 Was it Far�s? 497 01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:12,250 30 years, Samuel. And everything is still the same. 498 01:18:16,458 --> 01:18:21,917 There is a synagogue. And there "Etoile de Kiev". 499 01:18:22,875 --> 01:18:27,542 hey what's up Leave me alone. 500 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,042 Go ahead. 501 01:18:37,292 --> 01:18:43,708 Gentlemen, come quickly. Take it and go. 502 01:18:47,708 --> 01:18:49,333 Get lost. 503 01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:51,792 You saved my life. I will reward you. 504 01:18:52,542 --> 01:18:59,083 Hey Salomon, Slimane... Are you related? 505 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:03,875 - Relatives? - Distant relatives. Thank you. 506 01:19:04,417 --> 01:19:09,250 Leave it for later. Next, St. Louis des Invalides. 507 01:19:28,167 --> 01:19:31,542 Police. Commissar Andr�ani. 508 01:19:36,375 --> 01:19:39,167 Mother, there is "Etoile de Kiev". 509 01:19:39,792 --> 01:19:45,333 We mistook you for someone else. This is a misunderstanding. 510 01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:48,500 A misunderstanding you still regret. 511 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:57,583 - Leave them alone or I'll call the police. - Mom, it's the police. 512 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:00,625 There is Salomon. 513 01:20:08,833 --> 01:20:13,125 - What have you done to my husband? - He's in a safe place. 514 01:20:13,125 --> 01:20:16,583 - Where is he? - On the way to your church, on my moped. 515 01:20:50,958 --> 01:20:53,583 I'm dying. 516 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:06,833 - Take care of your beard, Pivert. - Pivert? Who are the Piverts? 517 01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:13,583 - What are you doing? - It's not Slimane. 518 01:21:17,917 --> 01:21:19,792 And I'm not a Pivert. 519 01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:28,417 My boat and car. See, they have stolen them. 520 01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:34,167 - Follow them. - Don't shout like that. 521 01:21:41,208 --> 01:21:44,208 - More speed. - No, then my hair will fly off my head. 522 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:04,833 Quick, this way. 523 01:22:13,792 --> 01:22:16,125 Follow them. 524 01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:27,125 No, it's not me. 525 01:22:29,833 --> 01:22:31,542 No, not my mustache. 526 01:22:45,292 --> 01:22:48,875 - You are a Pivert. - Rabbi Jacob. 527 01:22:57,500 --> 01:23:04,542 D, call 438ZA75, we follow the boat Germaine II, 528 01:23:04,792 --> 01:23:07,833 which leads in the direction of Place de la Concorde. 529 01:23:22,750 --> 01:23:27,208 - Don't kill them, they won't say anything. - No, I won't say anything. 530 01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:31,542 I have forgotten everything. I don't even know your name, Mr. Far�s. 531 01:23:34,750 --> 01:23:37,250 Don't shoot. I have an idea. 532 01:23:37,750 --> 01:23:42,833 Don't shoot! Let me go to my daughter's wedding. 533 01:23:42,958 --> 01:23:47,083 And tomorrow you send me a letter bomb. 534 01:23:47,167 --> 01:23:51,417 I'm at home, the doorbell rings...... 535 01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:00,375 - Who's there? - I open the door... 536 01:24:02,917 --> 01:24:04,667 A letter bomb. 537 01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:09,917 - And to whom? - Not to me. 538 01:24:10,375 --> 01:24:11,542 Keep quiet. 539 01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:15,542 - I'll open it. - No, don't open it. NO! 540 01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:22,833 Pivert is gone Jacob is gone, Far�s is gone. 541 01:24:24,792 --> 01:24:26,375 It's for me. 542 01:24:32,542 --> 01:24:38,167 Is this Mr. Pivert's car? Is President Slimane there? 543 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:41,083 President Slimane? 544 01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:44,875 The minister wants to talk to him. 545 01:24:47,292 --> 01:24:49,583 This is for you. Minister. 546 01:24:51,042 --> 01:24:52,667 Give it to me. 547 01:24:55,167 --> 01:24:57,875 - The president? - Slimane is talking. 548 01:24:58,042 --> 01:25:03,167 Revolutionary Council has taken power in your country. 549 01:25:03,375 --> 01:25:06,125 They want you to return immediately. 550 01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:09,833 - Should I mention �li? - It's irrelevant. 551 01:25:10,292 --> 01:25:15,500 - Shall we order a Concorde for him? - Not so fast. You are breaking the law. 552 01:25:15,708 --> 01:25:20,500 Then I start with the helicopter. Little by little. 553 01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:26,833 We'll get you on the helicopter quickly. 554 01:25:27,083 --> 01:25:31,792 - Let's go. - We made it. 555 01:25:33,250 --> 01:25:39,000 Slimane, you should be grateful that I kept you alive. 556 01:25:39,167 --> 01:25:43,208 - Because they... - Achkoum Far�s, President. 557 01:25:43,833 --> 01:25:49,208 Stop it Achkoum… You bet on the wrong camel. 558 01:26:04,125 --> 01:26:06,208 Do you see that, President? 559 01:26:13,667 --> 01:26:17,417 This is France... France! 560 01:26:44,583 --> 01:26:48,583 This helps. Two hours already we have been waiting, I can't take any more. 561 01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:54,167 - Take these flowers away. - But Reverend... 562 01:26:54,333 --> 01:26:57,792 I found them, they are on their way. 563 01:26:58,500 --> 01:27:01,583 - But the funeral is coming soon. - It can wait. 564 01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:08,458 Alexandre, Miss Markiezin leaves. Would you please wait? 565 01:27:08,625 --> 01:27:13,625 - They're on their way. - No, I've already been waiting for 2 hours. 566 01:27:15,208 --> 01:27:19,333 - Wasn't it at Notre Dame? - Can we still have lunch? 567 01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:22,292 - More next time. - Keep quiet. 568 01:27:22,333 --> 01:27:26,958 - Mom, dad, what do you see? - 2 hours late. 569 01:27:27,125 --> 01:27:31,583 - Unbelievable. - Piverts cannot be trusted. 570 01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:39,917 What is it? 571 01:27:46,667 --> 01:27:50,167 - What is it, mom? - Watch out! 572 01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:16,583 - I'm here, General. - Pivert. 573 01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:19,667 I'm ready. 574 01:28:20,250 --> 01:28:23,667 I am the father of the bride. 575 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:27,417 - You, rabbi? - This is a scandal! 576 01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:31,958 I want an explanation. 2 hours late and wearing a disguise. 577 01:28:32,125 --> 01:28:36,292 What's this? Do you have a stream? 578 01:28:37,208 --> 01:28:40,333 And you also have spiral curls. 579 01:28:43,167 --> 01:28:44,333 We are here. 580 01:28:45,083 --> 01:28:46,792 There's my wife. 581 01:28:52,417 --> 01:28:55,042 - Mom, shut up. - Am I kidding? 582 01:28:55,250 --> 01:28:57,125 The brakes don't work. 583 01:29:03,875 --> 01:29:06,750 This white smoke is coming from the engine. 584 01:29:23,583 --> 01:29:26,000 My boat. 585 01:29:29,125 --> 01:29:31,875 - Was it planned that way? - My boyfriend. 586 01:29:32,458 --> 01:29:34,917 My boat... Your girlfriend. 587 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:38,708 I'm just leaving. 588 01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:44,917 - Is it necessary? - Father, mother, not today. 589 01:29:45,417 --> 01:29:47,625 Jacob, there he is. 590 01:30:02,667 --> 01:30:08,042 - Pivert, who are these people? - These are my friends, the Schmolls. 591 01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:11,000 I was in the synagogue, we can go to church together. 592 01:30:11,042 --> 01:30:13,458 - Got it! - Well done. 593 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:15,042 Imbecile. 594 01:30:48,167 --> 01:30:50,167 Mr. President... 595 01:30:57,542 --> 01:31:01,542 May I be the first to congratulate you on... 596 01:31:02,042 --> 01:31:05,333 - Slimane, you are under arrest. - Me? 597 01:31:05,542 --> 01:31:12,250 - You still regret it. - It seems. 598 01:31:12,458 --> 01:31:17,292 - Do you see? They have iron hands. - Set them free, tohman. 599 01:31:19,042 --> 01:31:21,292 Yes sir, Mr. Minister. 600 01:31:22,542 --> 01:31:26,833 - I'm terribly sorry. - Ah, it's okay. 601 01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:29,042 Thank you, constable. - a constable? 602 01:31:29,292 --> 01:31:32,250 Yes, tomorrow... 603 01:31:57,958 --> 01:32:01,708 My veil. Can I get it back? 604 01:32:03,083 --> 01:32:04,708 No. 605 01:32:14,792 --> 01:32:16,667 Antoinette. 606 01:32:18,208 --> 01:32:22,042 Where is he going? Antoinette, come back. 607 01:32:22,250 --> 01:32:25,542 See, minister? He takes her with him... 608 01:32:27,833 --> 01:32:32,500 Victor, you can't let her go with... 609 01:32:33,333 --> 01:32:37,958 With the president. My daughter is marrying the president. 610 01:32:59,958 --> 01:33:05,042 Are you coming to celebrate the bar mitzvah today? 611 01:33:05,250 --> 01:33:12,042 Rabbi Jacob, I have something to confess. I'm not Jewish. 612 01:33:12,583 --> 01:33:15,333 It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter to you.